Showing posts with label funny quotes. Show all posts
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You must be Jo King!

Thursday, February 26, 2009
Britain's Most Unfortunate Names

Wed Feb 25 01:37pm

You've got to ask yourself what kind of parents name their child Doug Hole. They either have a very wicked sense of humour or they didn't really think it through properly.

Either way, they're not alone; a study has revealed the most unfortunate names in the UK and joining Doug Hole on the list are Justin Case, Hazel Nutt and Stan Still.

The list of names was uncovered by researchers from parenting group TheBabyWebsite.com after trawling through telephone records.

Retired RAF airman Stan Still, 76, from Gloucestershire, has said his name has been a "blooming millstone around my neck my entire life.

"When I was in the RAF my commanding officer used to shout ‘Stan Still, get a move on' and roll about laughing," he said.


"It got hugely boring after a while."


Mr Hole of Penrith, Cumbria, did not want to comment on his name. "I don't want to be involved just because I have an unusual name," he said.

However Rose Bush from Coventry said: "I love my name. I always get comments about it but they are always very positive."

A spokesperson for TheBabyWebsite said: "Parents need to think carefully when choosing names for their children.

"Their name will be with them for life and what may be quirky and fun for a toddler might be regretted terribly when that person becomes older or even a grandparent perhaps."

Here's the full list of unfortunate names from the UK: Stan Still, Helen Back, Doug Hole, Terry Bull, Tim Burr, Rose Bush, Pearl Button, Will Power, Barry Cade, Mary Christmas, Chris Cross, Teresa Green, Ray Gunn, Jo King, Sonny Day, Justin Case, Lee King and Max Power.

A similar search in the US found these: Bill Board, Anna Prentice, Annette Curtain and my personal favourite Carrie Oakey.


And I thought being teased lisan bacaan in primary school was bad. 
 
Check out the comments here. You might get a Jack Pott among those names. =D
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"Sorry miss, only got bitch and pink."

Saturday, October 18, 2008
A combined multiple old post that i did a few weeks back but was too lazy to post it up. =P

Another close friend's bday today! Happy Birthday, Wing!

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18 September 2008, Friday


Me close friend’s bday today~ Happy Birthday Audrey!


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Went to Sg Wang to complete a promise I made to myself – buy a certain Lolita dress if it’s not sold in two weeks time. And behold, it was still there! Looking lovely as ever, waiting for me to get my hands on it. =) Holding a pretty paper bag with the dress in question, it was a mission well done. So I took a leisure walk around Sg Wang…


Lysa's new lolita dress~


… and found this super cute pair of wedge/espadrilles in MOD! Gosh, I so love it lorh… immediately took the black pair and try it on, but it was too big for me (it was a size 8 >.<) So I asked the helpful salesgirl for a size 7 (yes yes, Lysa has big feet =.=). After a moment, she came back to me and said…



Salesgirl: Miss..? Sorry miss. Size 7 black no more. Only got bitch and pink.

Lysa: Uuh… (thought to self: bitch?) black no more? Then “bitch” please? =D

Salesgirl: Okay.



A few minutes passed…



Salesgirl: Here, miss. *holds a pair of BEIGE wedges*

Lysa: *smiles sheepishly* Thanks!



Lolz, I had to control myself from laughing out loud lor! Anyway, the wedge was lovely! It was quite high, but I certainly don’t feel the height. Super comfortable too! But when I took a look at it in the mirror, it ain’t all that nice… :( Maybe it’s because of the colour… Black is so much prettier!


I ended up not getting it… I didn’t have enough money with me after buying the Lolita dress anyway. So I left the shop feeling like I had left my heart there… it was just so beautiful! I decided I have to come again another day to buy it, bitch or no bitch.


The beige pair was too bitchy to be in the pic. =P


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Oh, one last thing before I go off;


Sushi King


Quality control or QUANTITY control…?