Random Rants

2pm, Tuesday, 4th November 2008

I think mom should open a weight gain center. It'll be great to earn from all those bulimic and ultra thin people who needed a few extra kg of food for a change.

Like seriously, I just had breakfast (scrambled eggs and fresh milk. Mmm...) 3 hours ago and she expects me to have lunch ALREADY? Granted, it's already 2pm, and I should wake up earlier for breakfast. But how can you expect me to eat so much, right? And to top it off, she told me to finish up the soup in the pot (that equals to 3 bowls of soup, k? That’s A LOT of soup. =.=) and there's ice cream for desert, and of course, "in case i get hungry", there's sweet potato for high tea or tea.


Uh, hello? I'm barely done with lunch and she's preparing food for tea?!


So here I am, obediently eating my lunch of bitter gourd and rendang chicken - being a great mother as she usually is, she got my favourite food for lunch. So yes, I enjoyed my lunch. After all, Lysa can't say no to curry/rendang, and my mom clearly knows that.

I bet I’ll gain at least a good 5 kg by the end of my semester holidays. Ken will be so disappointed to know that I won't have a "23 inch waist" anymore. But of course, I’ll make sure that my waist size doesn't exceed 25 inch, coz then "I’ll be very fake to look so slim and not have a 25 inch waist, at least."

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Seriously la Ken, I know that you're really slim, but don't be so naive to think that all thin girls will have a thinner waist than you lor.


Oh, and to clear things off, I'm not referring to Ken of Simply Serene, and my waist is OBVIOUSLY NOT 23 inch lor... I'll die laughing if any one of you really thinks so.


Just realised that my title seems like a title from Simply Serene. Well, it's just something random that I came up with and I did not steal the idea or concept of this blog. Please lor, I’m not so lame to steal other people's style, k? (even though they’re not using that style anymore.)